#6 Chuck Norris
Aside from gamers loving Chuck Norris, everyone should love Chuck Norris. I mean, he is Chuck Norris right? But what gamer can’t recite at least one Chuck Norris joke. There are just so many of them out there, and it’s such a magical thing. I don’t even think it’s possible to by-pass the supreme awesomeness of this topic. So to liven things up, here are a few of my personal favorite Chuck related facts.
“Chuck Norris has two speeds, walk and kill.”
“When Chuck Norris parties, he doesn’t throw up, he throws down!”
“Chuck Norris doesn’t churn butter, he round house kicks the cows and the butter comes out.”
There are just so many to list or even talk about. For those of you who would like to update yourself with the latest Chuck Norris facts, you should head over to www.chucknorrisfacts.com. The truth is though, if I didn’t praise to Chuck Norris in my blog to gamer-hood, he would probably find out where I live and round house kick my face in. I fear the Norris, as should you all. Not even Indiana Jones can withstand Chuck’s awesomeness as you will witness in the video provided with this post. Skip to 1:59 to see exactly what I mean about this powerful all-knowing being!
